I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

As a remedy, the vet provided pills to be administered daily. Remarkably, within two days of starting the medication, the bull began servicing all the cows in my herd, and even ventured to breed with the neighboring herd after breaking through the fence. His sudden virility was astonishing! Though I’m uncertain of the pills’ contents, they had a hint of peppermint flavor. 😂